Joe Gibbs Bingo
Joe Gibbs Interview/Press Conference Bingo
Four in a row in any direction makes you a winner.
| Hard fought | Redskins Football | “For me, personally…” | Fought our guts out |
| “What you’ve got (t)here” | Up here | We’re all in this together (sticking together) | Core guy(s) |
| Kept swinging out there | Greatest fans in the league | They’re playing the best football in the league right now (or any characterization of the opponent as better than they are) | Super smart |
| The Lord's blessed us with a great group of guys... | Gotta take a look at the film | True Redskin | Any reference to Pat Gibbs |
posted by Geoff @ 9:31 AM
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43 Comments:
nice work geofferson. franchise this sumbitch.
Speaking of bingo, you couldn't build a Ridiculous Bingo Card big enough for Nip/Tuck
-- Nip's insecure actress girlfriend shitting in a hot tub
-- Nip's ex-wife considering marrying Portia De Rossi
-- De Rossi's teenage daughter coming to Nip for hyman reconstruction because she popped it riding a horse
-- By the way, the daughter was a virgin, but offers up her mouth and butt to anybody with a pulse, including several heated pleads with Nip
-- Tuck claiming to be in love with Nip's ex-wife and momentarily re-claiming her from Lesbian Town
-- Tuck backing into a role as a classy jigello
-- Matt and Kimber escaping the cult with their baby in favor of a sexy addiction to what appeared to be crack
The writers of Nip/Tuck seem to feel that the changing of your sexual preference happens with similar regularity to changing your oil. 3 months or 3,000 miles.
Should that be "classy gigolo", or did Tuck become a classy dance of name brand gelatin dessert?
I just go with the spelling correction from FireFox. It's a word that I don't have to write very often, but thank you for the correction. I'm always aspiring to learn every day.
No problem. I would imagine if your sister still scans the Wheelhouse these days, she's probably grateful that you don't know how to spell "gigolo," given your remarkable streak of relationship aversion and your mysterious supplemental income. (3 TV's in one room?? Who are you, Elvis?)
Nip/Tuck kind of lost me going into last season. (I think it was the lazy ending to the Carver storyline that did it.) Is it worth me renting/buying the DVD of last season in order to catch up and get going with the new season? Let me know, Jerome.
I just scanned through the episodes from last season. There's only 15, so they could be knocked out quickly, but there weren't enough plot developments that would prevent one from re-joining in progress.
Not surprisingly, there was an absurd amount of one-off ridiculousness. If you like midget sex, you might want to get involved.
Also you could probably just flip through the Nip/Julia arguments which would save a lot of time and pain.
allow me to preempt mark with a midget sex joke at my own expense.
"rob knows all about midget sex"
carry on.
If I like midget sex? C'mon Jerry.
Yeah, I think the strategy is to watch them and skip through the crap.
30% Useful Plot Stuff
40% Ridiculousness
30% Tedious garbage
Aarrgh! You stole my idea. (Great job, BTW).
You forgot a square:
"The angry non-sequitir"
As in, going on a rant about not underestimating the vastly inferior 49ers during a press conference when asked if he knows the coach (and then going on to crush said inferior 49ers 56-17)
or
Practically calling Jerry Coleman a liar for asking him about running 70% of the time when he was FILMED saying that to George Michael.
Taupecat, it's really non sequitur. Please note the absence of a hyphen as well.
Next up on Wheelhouse Rock, it's Conjunction Junction!
And as a reminder, kids, they're spelled camaraderie, gallivanting, and pretentious grammar-and-spelling-correcting prick!
I'm just a dil . . . do.
oh-kay, watt-evver.
:-)
As my kilt-wearing friend Geoff would say, well plaid, sir.
whitney, don't frighten the new kids away. we're gonna need them if our plans for world domination are to come to fruition.
Just a quick question: Can anyone confirm that TJ and Greg are both in Vegas right now?
Are they eloping?
I believe that "Greg" is back in H-ville after a weekend in Vegas. He did manage to score a couple pictures of "Crazy Carl" in the nude.
Is ESPN effing kidding me with the title of their current lead story?
http://espn.go.com
somebody in bristol is 'avin a serious laugh right about now.
TJ is in Vegas. I talked to him this morning, so I can confirm that he is still alive after two nights there. As for what sort of shape he was in this morning, I was told that what happens in Vegas apparently stays there.
He did say he was able to read yesterday's Wheelhouse comments, and that Michael Jack... doesn't make the most comnpelling of arguments, to paraphrase. You know, just in case the piling on wasn't thorough enough.
Seriously, let's rehash all of that.
This reminds me of the time when Swint started crying because me and TJ were "ganging up on him" after he broke the rules of our defense only fantasy football league.
by playing offense?
He dropped a player who wasn't injured, which was expressly prohibited. So we made him start Kimo Von Olhoffen for the rest of the season.
And apparently being a run stopping space eater doesn't translate well into fantasy stats.
Those were simpler days, back at the Tri-Lam house.
Which was torn down on my 31st birthday. Symbolic? You betchya.
Stop ganging up on Swint!!!
PEDDLER, PEDDLER, PEDDLER!!!!!
the sports bog hearts the wheelhouse.
Steinz has an amazing eye for talent.
i offered steinz a free dinner courtesy of g:tb if he shouts 'bingo!' during a press conference. we can cash in our advertising windfall and take him to bennigans.
Hmm. We'd better go to the one at Seven Corners. There's never anybody in there, so they might cut us a deal.
If someone shouts Bingo audibly during a Gibbs presser I will consider it the greatest accomplishment of my young life. Seriously.
Brandon Lloyd broke his clavicle on the last play of practice today. Apparently the Skins are going to have to sing someone else to not catch any passes. Anyone have Reidel Anthony's number?
561-488-8881
That's his cell but he might not have it any more.
Straight to voicemail. He's probably in a meeting.
Rotoworld sources are relaying that Detroit radio station 1270 AM reported Wednesday that the Lakers and Pistons had a "done deal" as of 6:45 PM on Tuesday that would have sent Richard Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Amir Johnson and a first-round pick to the Lakers for Kobe Bryant.
Both teams had reportedly agreed to the deal, but Bryant alledgedly vetoed it with his no-trade clause, apparently not wanting to go to a depleted Detroit team. It will be interesting to see how the Pistons' players mentioned in the deal react to this news. Nov. 14 - 7:39 pm et
http://www.czabe.com/podcasts/redskins_snyder_dcraig_oops.mp3.mp3
Some classic Daniel Snyder to start your morning. He sure knows his football.
That was good, I have to admit. Not as good as the thought of somebody yelling out "Bingo" on Sunday afternoon at Gibbs' press conference but still a nice way to start my morning.
As for Kobe, what exactly does he expect to be traded for? He's one of the best (if not the best) players in the NBA and its as if he expects to be shipped off for a couple of journeymen and a 2nd round pick. That's a reasonably fair deal for each team. You could even make the case that the Lakers aren't getting enough for Bryant there. Every time I think he's hit his limit he surprises me by being an even bigger douche than before.
I fully expect him to get traded to the Boston Bruins...or maybe he'll enroll at BC--he's still got eligibility, right? He's going to Boston, one way or the other.
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